The Vic & Helen Show: Vic, President of Women (S24)

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Description: Segment 24: Vic: "Here I am a man in his late-thirties, attracting women from all walks of life. I've often thought if there was a post called the Presidency of Women, that I would get unanimous confirmation to that post." In the longest Vic & Helen segement to date, Vic remembers the time when Helen was overcome in a fire, claims Helen is so violent because she has a substance-abuse problem, and, in a lengthy monologue, reveals his life-long struggles with women being so innately attracted to him. Written by & starring Richard Thripp as Vic and Helen. A production of Richard X. Thripp (www.richardxthripp.deviantart.com). Some rights reserved. Visit our website at www.geocities.com/RichardThripp. Share with friends
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procommenter ::: Favorites Fantastic! And here I thought women were under my rule! 07-06-25 22:15:09 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Some children have the ability to get into your heart & stop up its proper function causing brain death. {Fr. my book: "Along the Far Climb Down," p. 38} 07-07-28 00:55:12 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites In the fog-bound world of job displacement as our hips undulate beneath the capable tithings of the praefect, our silky bow strings marshaling forces on shallow slopes & what not, we kiss through sheets of humid fog beads in the sweet depths of love's boundless patience. {Fr. my bk.: "Along the Far Climb Down," p. 47} 07-07-28 22:36:01 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites I must have an adenoid checked by a god noise & goat tan, have my peculiars separated & dashed. My wife has her set of uniquely-faked ills. It be enough to kill squirrels & risk rabies or smoke fish & hook cigarets. There's nothing for something = you don't get for nothing, something! {Fr. "Along the Far Climb Down," page 67} 07-07-29 21:45:14 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites "Be patient like the opossum & beaver," the Great & Wise Hercules instructed, "does not the wool of your raiments protect your snatch?! Do not the waters of the Nile refresh & cleanse? They contain your ample bosom. They, at least, rinse the filth & make palatable our craven females. {Fr. my bk: "Along the Far Climb Down," pps. 20-1} 07-07-30 14:38:50 _____________________________________________________